Oh my god, it’s a miracle! Soybean is flying! 2010 is even awesomer than I thought! Thank you, Mr. Prior, for sharing this extraordinary event.

Speaking of 2010, have you noticed it’s rife with calendars? I received approximately three for Christmukkah, plus one as a regift. I love them all.

I sorta wish I had gotten this one, though. Every day the onion gets smaller by a slice. Though I hope it doesn’t cause you to weep through the year.

Very nice advertising for Wusthof knives. I have some of these too, and I might even use them this year. I’ve started to be a cooking sort of person. Though I’m stuck on soft things like poached eggs and scallops and tzadziki and lentil soup and those things cut themselves. I will have at some vegetables with these bad boys, though. Watch out leeks.

Now here is another special calendar I would like on my wall.

This one is for the clothing company United Bamboo. The images were shot by Noah Sheldon, who has long been a favorite fine art and editorial photographer of mine. The clothes are miniature versions of the real deal. I know I’m like four months late on this but I don’t care I’m posting them anyway.

These remind me of my childhood (remember those creepy pictures of cats in clothes? my friend told me they were actually taxidermied and I cried.).*

*I never know whether to put the period before the parenthesis, or after.

Example of  flexible cat/person clothing experience.

You can’t buy the cat clothes, though. Only the calendar.

Go have a nice monday, friends.