Oh  hello, crabby rainy Tuesday! You are delightful so far! Let’s find someone to take out our bad mood on. Ummm I choose you, T Magazine.

T Magazine, I’m so glad you’re making good use of your money and resources by sending Raymond Meier to Hawaii with a bevy assistants to shoot some landscapes with a shoe or two stuck in them. Well done.

zing zing zing.

mmmm groundbreaking.

yawn.

Ok, that was cathartic… who else can we irritate at? Oh, how about you, Aaron Eckhart? Apparently you are a photographer now, apparently you can’t think about anything else, and love shooting celebrity jewelry lines. Fabulous.

It’s good you have a plan for your future, though:

“Straight-up fashion photography in the studio–that’s not what I necessarily aspire to, you know? I like to be outside, on location, making up stories,” he says. “I will [turn pro] if somebody asks me,” he says. “Hopefully I’ll do exhibitions and all that sort of stuff.”

I love this “turn pro” business. It’s like photography is golf. I’m sure we’ll see Mr. Eckhart in Chelsea soon enough, though. So he’ll have the last laugh (I would show you some of his pictures but I can’t find any).

Ok, final Tuesday crabby rant before 11:15 am: YOU, Sea Monster!!!!

I resent you for being so real and awesome! gahhhh!!

I hope it doesn’t rain tomorrow too.