I have a minor new gig reporting on celebrity news before daybreak, so I’m afraid you guys are going to get the brunt of that for a while. It’s just too hard for me to start thinking about William Eggleston after I’ve learned that Heidi Montag has hired her psychic as her manager (this will give her “an edge no one else has“, you see).

Soanyway, Jen and Gerard are on the cover of W Magazine. Shot by Steven Klein, just like that infamous Brangelina spread.

I’d like to see all the pictures unfettered on W’s site, but instead they have lines through them and links to expensive clothes you can see through.

See?

I am liking the washed out film feeling, though.

Thrilling.

And some more. I think those stockings were in the last scene.

If you really really dig knee-highs, see more here.