Sarah Silverman Gets Pragered.
Two things I gleaned from NY Mag last night; One, I live in the happiest neighborhood in the city (and also the most dog-filled (mostly French Bulldogs as far as I can tell)), and two, Alex Prager is making editorial work.
More specifically, she is turning Sarah Silverman into a Prager-bot, complete with glossy hair and glassy eye stare.
Here is the actual picture, in an unfairly small size. Don’t blame me, blame Jody Quon.
Today marked the end of my celebrity news gathering morning gig. In honor of its short-lived hilarity, I will share with you today’s juicy tidbits. ENJOY.
Brandon Davis on that whole calling Mischa Barton a “hefer” thing: “I am pissed that someone stole my identity and started Twittering things.” Nice try, liarcrotch. (Huffington Post)
Heidi Montag is “writing” a “Barbie-meets-Bourne” script. Ken is gonna be pissed. (US Magazine)
There’s a Jersey Shore spinoff coming to Boston. It’s gonna be called Wicked Summer, I kid you not. (E! Online)
Jersey Shore‘s Ronnie and Sammi are in love again in the Miami heat. Oh, now they broke up. No, now they’re back together. Like that. (Radar Online)
Bret Michaels kicked the appendix out of his body yesterday. No word on whether he gave it a rose. (US Magazine)
Ryan Phillippe is mad that we’re still mad at him for cheating on Reese Witherspoon, telling Howard Stern: “I’m tired of getting s*** on, I don’t feel like I deserve it”. (US Magazine)
Jim Carrey on speculation that his insane twittering is actually a breakdown: “This is no breakdown! It’s a breakthrough! And if you’ll just loosen these straps, I’ll show you the difference!” Erm, keep those straps tight. (People)
Kelis has officially taken Nas to the cleaners. (TMZ)
In other you-have-lots-of-money-please-give-it-to-us news, Pamela Anderson owes California $493,000. (Popeater)
Gaga on Glee! Pictures! (Perez Hilton)
There’s a new Suri-sighting. Starring excellent green shoes. (Perez Hilton)