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heidi montag

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Sarah Silverman Gets Pragered.

And Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton cease to age.

Go Shop with Jennifer (she likes knee-highs).

I have a minor new gig reporting on celebrity news before daybreak, so I’m afraid you guys are going to get the brunt of that for a while. It’s just too hard for me to start thinking about William Eggleston after I’ve learned that Heidi Montag has hired her psychic as her manager.

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